"The Bible says that?"

[Jonathan Poland]

One day an elderly couple was debating who should brew the coffee that morning. The husband said, "I think that you should make the coffee, because the woman's place is in the kitchen." The wife replied, "Oh really? Well I think you should, because the Bible says that the Man ought to make the coffee."

"The Bible says that?!" he said.

"Sure does." she replied.

"Show me where." to which the man's wife immediately grabbed a Bible, flipped to the New Testament, and with her finger pointed at the big bold letters at the top of the page,

"See?" she exclaimed, "It says: He-BREWS!"